public static function launchCount($substatistic, $dynamicString)
 {
     if ($substatistic === 'Total') {
         if ($dynamicString === 'currentMonth') {
             return Cache::remember('stats:description:launchCount:total:currentMonth', 60, function () {
                 return Carbon::now()->format('F Y');
             });
         }
         if ($dynamicString === 'totalRockets') {
             return Cache::remember('stats:description:launchCount:total:totalRockets', 60, function () {
                 return Mission::whereComplete()->count();
             });
         }
     }
     if ($substatistic === 'Falcon 9') {
         if ($dynamicString === 'launchCount') {
             return Cache::remember('stats:description:launchCount:falcon9:launchCount', 60, function () {
                 return Mission::whereGenericVehicle('Falcon 9')->whereComplete()->count();
             });
         }
     }
     if ($substatistic === 'Falcon Heavy' || $substatistic === 'Falcon 1') {
         if ($dynamicString === 'launchCount') {
             return Cache::remember('stats:description:launchCount:' . $substatistic . ':launchCount', 60, function () use($substatistic) {
                 return Mission::whereSpecificVehicle($substatistic)->whereComplete()->count();
             });
         }
     }
 }