public function createBenisAccount($slackUsername)
{
$user = User::findBySlackName($slackUsername);
if (!isset($user->slack_name)) {
$benisSize = rand(80, 120);
User::create(['slack_name' => $slackUsername, 'benis' => $benisSize]);
$comment = "Biederer Durchschnitt";
if ($benisSize > 100) {
$comment = "WOW!";
}
if ($benisSize > 110) {
$comment = "HOLLA DIE WALDFEE!";
}
if ($benisSize < 90) {
$comment = "Asiatisch?";
}
return "@{$slackUsername} hat nun einen benis! Die grösse beträgt {$benisSize} - {$comment}";
}
return "@{$slackUsername} hat bereits einen benis";
}
/**
* Create a new user instance after a valid registration.
*
* @param array $data
* @return User
*/
protected function create(array $data)
{
return User::create(['name' => $data['name'], 'email' => $data['email'], 'password' => bcrypt($data['password'])]);
}