{ echo "This bus cannot be destroyed. It is protected by the feminists.\n"; } public function damage() { echo "Don't damage this bus! That's transmisogyny!!!11\n"; } } $car = new vehicle("car", "Ford", "Focus", 2013, 1); $taxi = new vehicle("car", "Aquacars", "Portsmoothian Dream", 1972, 1); $plane = new vehicle("plane", "Boeing", 747, 1998, 4); $bus = new vehicle("bus", "Arriva", 101, 2013, 3); $tank = new tank("tank", "US Military", "ugly thing", 1773, 2); $dwc = new superbus("bus", "Social Justice Warriors", "Down With Cis", 2015, 99999999); $bus->doBattleWith($car); sleep(1); $bus->doBattleWith($taxi); sleep(1); $plane->doBattleWith($bus); sleep(1); $plane->doBattleWith($tank); sleep(1); $plane->doBattleWith($tank); sleep(1); $plane->doBattleWith($tank); sleep(1); $plane->doBattleWith($tank); while ($dwc->durability > 1) { $dwc->doBattleWith($tank); sleep(2); }