function init_events()
{
$serverTimeFormat = "\\I\\t \\i\\s g:i a T \\o\\n l, F jS \\o\\f Y";
$uptime = `uptime`;
$events = new events();
$parts = explode("average: ", $uptime, 2);
$load = $parts[count($parts) - 1];
//Keep Alive Ping
$pingData = ["id" => uniqid("kuhl-"), "server-time" => date($serverTimeFormat), "server-load" => $load, "server" => $_SERVER];
$events->add("ping", $pingData);
//Send Pending Events for Session
$events->sendEvents();
}