function thing_get()
{
return thing::get();
}
<?php
class thing
{
private $prop;
function go()
{
$idx = 'five';
$instances[$this->prop] = false;
return isset($this->prop[$idx]);
}
}
$t = new thing();
var_dump($t->go());
class thing
{
private $location, $kittens, $paper, $puppies;
public function __construct()
{
$this->location = '0110111001101';
$this->paper = array('a' => true, 'b' => false, 'c' => true, 'd' => false);
$this->kittens = array('a' => 1, 'b' => 1, 'c' => 1, 'd' => 1);
$this->puppies = array('a' => [12, 34], 'b' => [56, 78], 'c' => [90, 12], 'd' => [34, 56]);
}
public function teleport()
{
$arr = array();
$location = $this->location;
$offset = 0;
foreach ($this->paper as $field => $bool) {
if ($bool) {
$translation = $location[$offset++];
$arr[$field] = $this->puppies[$field][$translation];
} else {
$arr[$field] = substr($location, $offset, $this->kittens[$field]);
$offset += $this->kittens[$field];
}
}
return $arr;
}
}
$t = new thing();
for ($i = 0; $i < 10; ++$i) {
var_dump($t->teleport());
}
