function login_verify($dataInbound)
{
    // Something something cookie, something something database
    function return_failed($error)
    {
        echo '<script type="text/javascript"> window.alert("' . $error . '"); </script>';
        echo '<script type="text/javascript"> window.location="/"; </script>';
        die;
    }
    if (!function_exists('configure_active_database')) {
        require '../api/settings.php';
        require '../api/api.fnc.php';
        $socket = ConnectToDatabase(configure_active_database()) or die("<strong>Error:</strong> couldn't find database! Try again in a few moments.");
    } else {
        $socket = ConnectToDatabase(configure_active_database()) or die("<strong>Error:</strong> couldn't find database! Try again in a few moments.");
    }
    $uvEmailAddress = $dataInbound['emailAddress'];
    $uvFirstName = $dataInbound['firstName'];
    $uvLoginStamp = $dataInbound['loginStamped'];
    if (empty($uvLoginStamp)) {
        // Well that was easy...
        return_failed("No Stamp");
    } else {
        $return = array();
        $emailAddress = $socket->real_escape_string(filter_var($uvEmailAddress, FILTER_VALIDATE_EMAIL));
        $firstName = $socket->real_escape_string(filter_var($uvFirstName, FILTER_SANITIZE_FULL_SPECIAL_CHARS, FILTER_FLAG_NO_ENCODE_QUOTES));
        $safeQuery = "SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `emailaddress`='{$emailAddress}' AND `firstname`='{$firstName}';";
        $result = MakeDatabaseQuery($safeQuery, $socket) or return_failed("Query Failed");
        $isRows = $result->num_rows;
        if ($isRows == 0) {
            // Nothing came back in the query.
            return_failed("No Rows");
        } else {
            // There was a result...
            $returnKeys = MakeDatabaseFetch($result, $socket);
            if ($returnKeys[emailaddress] == $emailAddress) {
                if ($returnKeys[firstname] == $firstName) {
                    $return["email_address"] = $returnKeys['emailaddress'];
                    $return["first_name"] = $returnKeys['firstname'];
                    //$return["user_password"] = $returnKeys['password'];
                }
            }
        }
    }
    return $return;
}
<?php

require "authentication_header.fnc.php";
require "api.fnc.php";
require "settings.php";
$db = configure_active_database();
$socket = ConnectToDatabase($db);
$query = MakeDatabaseQuery("SELECT * FROM `registrations`;", $socket);
$return = array();
foreach ($query as $key) {
    $when = $key[when];
    $where = $key[where];
    $for = $key['for'];
    $description = $key[description];
    if ($key[priority] == 1) {
        $priority = "Low";
    }
    if ($key[priority] == 2) {
        $priority = "Medium";
    }
    if ($key[priority] == 3) {
        $priority = "High";
    }
    if ($key[priority] == 4) {
        $priority = "Urgent (LMA)";
    }
    $topush = array("id" => $key['id'], "when" => $when, "where" => $where, "for" => $for, "description" => $description, "priority" => $priority, "who" => $key['who']);
    array_push($return, $topush);
}
echo json_encode($return, JSON_PRETTY_PRINT);