$media_type = get_sub_field('media_type', $home_id);
if ($media_type == 'video') {
$video = get_sub_field('vimeo_id', $home_id);
$orientation = 'landscape';
} else {
$image = get_sub_field('image');
$image_id = $image['id'];
$image_url = $image['url'];
$orientation = get_orientation($image['id']);
}
$caption = label_art($the_ID);
echo '<div class="piece slide">';
echo '<div class="image ' . $orientation . '">';
echo '<div class="captionWrap">';
if ($media_type == 'video') {
echo embed_vimeo($video);
} else {
echo '<img src="' . $image_url . '"/>';
}
echo '<div class="caption">';
echo $caption;
echo '</div>';
echo '</div>';
echo '</div>';
echo '</div>';
}
echo '</div>';
echo '</div>';
}
?>
function ReplaceKeywords($Matches)
{
if ($Matches[2]) {
$GoodStuff = $Matches[3];
} else {
$GoodStuff = $Matches[4];
}
if ($GoodStuff !== "") {
switch (strtolower($Matches[1])) {
case "total":
switch (strtolower($GoodStuff)) {
case "pages":
$pageTotal = mysql_query("Select `ID` from `Wiki_Pages`");
$totalPages = mysql_num_rows($pageTotal);
return number_format($totalPages);
break;
}
break;
case "ad":
$position = strtolower($GoodStuff);
if ($position == 'right') {
$class = 'right';
} elseif ($position == 'left') {
$class = 'left';
}
$ID = uuid();
return "<div id='{$ID}' class='{$class}'><iframe id='scraper-friend' src='https://ads.wetfish.net/friendship/scraper.html' style='width:175px; height:640px; border:0; outline:0; overflow:hidden;' scrolling='no'></iframe></div>";
break;
case "ads":
$ID = uuid();
$ID2 = uuid();
return "<div id='{$ID}' class='left'><iframe id='scraper-friend' src='https://ads.wetfish.net/friendship/scraper.html' style='width:175px; height:640px; border:0; outline:0; overflow:hidden;' scrolling='no'></iframe></div>" . "<div id='{$ID2}' class='right'><iframe id='scraper-friend' src='https://ads.wetfish.net/friendship/scraper.html' style='width:175px; height:640px; border:0; outline:0; overflow:hidden;' scrolling='no'></iframe></div>";
break;
case "pre":
$GoodStuff = trim(str_replace(array("{", "}", '[', ']'), array("{", "}", '[', ']'), $GoodStuff));
return "<pre>{$GoodStuff}</pre>";
break;
case "center":
return "<center>{$GoodStuff}</center>";
break;
case "magic":
$Words = str_split_unicode(html_entity_decode($GoodStuff, false, 'UTF-8'));
$Splitter = '';
foreach ($Words as $Word) {
$magic .= "<span class='magic'>{$Word}</span>";
}
return "<span class='brew'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
break;
case "color":
$args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 3);
if (count($args) == 3) {
if ($args[1]) {
$args[1] = "background-color:{$args[1]}";
}
return "<span style='color:{$args[0]}; {$args[1]}'>{$args[2]}</span>";
} elseif (count($args) == 2) {
return "<span style='color:{$args[0]}'>{$args[1]}</span>";
} else {
return $GoodStuff;
}
break;
case "infobox":
$args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 3);
if ($args[2]) {
return "<div class='wiki-box' style='{$args[0]}'><div class='wiki-box-title'>{$args[1]}</div>{$args[2]}</div>";
} else {
return "<div class='wiki-box'><div class='wiki-box-title'>{$args[0]}</div>{$args[1]}</div>";
}
break;
case "titlebox":
$args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
return "<header class='title-box'><h1>{$args[0]}</h1><span>{$args[1]}</span></header>";
break;
case "box":
$args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
if ($args[1]) {
return "<div class='wiki-box' style='{$args[0]}'>{$args[1]}</div>";
} else {
return "<div class='wiki-box'>{$args[0]}</div>";
}
break;
case "title":
return "<div class='wiki-box-title'>{$GoodStuff}</div>";
break;
case "style":
$args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
$args[0] = preg_replace("/([\\s\n]| )+/", " ", $args[0]);
return "<div style='{$args[0]}'>{$args[1]}</div>";
break;
case "right":
return "<div class='right'>{$GoodStuff}</div>";
break;
case "left":
return "<div class='left'>{$GoodStuff}</div>";
break;
case "bold":
case "b":
return "<b>{$GoodStuff}</b>";
break;
case "underline":
case "u":
return "<u>{$GoodStuff}</u>";
break;
case "italic":
case "italics":
case "i":
return "<i>{$GoodStuff}</i>";
break;
case "strike":
case "s":
return "<span class='strike'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
break;
case "big":
return "<span class='big'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
break;
case "medium":
case "med":
return "<span class='medium'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
break;
case "small":
case "sml":
return "<span class='small'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
break;
case "redirect":
if (isset($_GET['random'])) {
return "<meta http-equiv='refresh' content='1;url=/{$GoodStuff}/?random'>You're being brought to '{$GoodStuff}'...";
} else {
return "<meta http-equiv='refresh' content='1;url=/{$GoodStuff}'>You're being brought to '{$GoodStuff}'...";
}
break;
case "heading":
//return "<a name='".str_replace(array("<", ">", """, "'", "\", "`", " "), "", $GoodStuff)."'></a>$GoodStuff<hr />";
return "<div class='clear'>{$GoodStuff}</div><hr />";
break;
case "subheading":
//return "<a name='".str_replace(array("<", ">", """, "'", "\", "`", " "), "", $GoodStuff)."'></a>$GoodStuff<hr />";
return "{$GoodStuff}<hr />";
break;
case "url":
list($link, $text) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
$link = trim($link);
$text = trim($text);
$url = parse_url($link);
switch ($url['scheme']) {
case "http":
case "https":
case "ftp":
case "irc":
if (empty($text)) {
$text = $link;
}
return "<a href='{$link}' target='_blank'>{$text}</a>";
break;
case "fish":
$link = "https://wiki.wetfish.net/{$url['host']}";
if (empty($text)) {
$text = $url['host'];
}
return "<a href='{$link}'>{$text}</a>";
break;
default:
if (empty($text)) {
$text = $link;
}
return "<a href='http://{$link}' target='_blank'>{$text}</a>";
break;
}
break;
case "image":
case "img":
//list($Link, $Size, $Position, $Border, $Text) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 5);
$args = explode('|', $GoodStuff, 6);
$Link = trim($args[0]);
$Border = trim($args[3]);
$Text = trim($args[4]);
$rand = trim($args[5]);
$path = pathinfo($Link);
// If a video extension was used
if (preg_match('/^(webm|mp4|ogv)$/i', $path['extension'])) {
// Output a special html5 player that behaves like a gif
$options = array('autoplay' => true, 'controls' => false, 'muted' => true, 'loop' => true);
return embed_html5($Link, $options);
}
// $args[1] = trim(str_replace('px', '', strtolower($args[1])));
// $args[2] = trim(str_replace('px', '', strtolower($args[2])));
$args[1] = trim($args[1]);
$args[2] = trim($args[2]);
if (empty($args[1])) {
$args[1] = 0;
}
if (is_numeric($args[1]) and (is_string($args[2]) or empty($args[2]))) {
$Size = $args[1];
$Position = $args[2];
} elseif (is_string($args[1]) and (is_numeric($args[2]) or empty($args[2]))) {
$Size = $args[2];
$Position = $args[1];
}
if (strtolower($Position) == "right" or strtolower($Position) == "left") {
$Position = "float:{$Position};";
} elseif (strtolower($Position) == "border") {
$Border = true;
} elseif (empty($Text)) {
$Text = $Position;
}
if ($Border) {
$Border = "border: 4px solid #C17EE8; padding:4px; margin-bottom:16px; border-radius:8px; -moz-border-radius:8px; -webkit-border-radius:8px;";
} else {
unset($Border);
}
if (is_numeric($Size) and $Size < 1600 and $Size > 0 and strpos($Link, 'http://') === false) {
$Info = pathinfo($Link);
// Make sure the file actually exists
if (!file_exists(__DIR__ . "/upload/{$Info['basename']}")) {
// Display an icon if the image can't be loaded
$ImageText = "<a href='#error' class='exempt'><img src='/upload/apple.gif' title='There was an error loading this image' border='0' /></a>";
} else {
if (!file_exists(__DIR__ . "/upload/{$Size}_{$Info['basename']}")) {
ResizeImage($Link, __DIR__ . "/upload/{$Size}_{$Info['basename']}", $Size);
}
$ImageText = "<a href='/{$Link}' class='exempt'><img src='/upload/{$Size}_{$Info['basename']}' border='0' /></a>";
}
} else {
if (strpos($Link, 'http://') === false && strpos($Link, 'https://') === false) {
$Link = "/{$Link}";
}
unset($Size);
$URL = parse_url($Link);
// Make sure wiki images exist
if (preg_match("{^/upload}", $URL['path']) && !file_exists(__DIR__ . "{$URL['path']}")) {
// Display an icon if the image can't be loaded
$ImageText = "<a href='#error' class='exempt'><img src='/upload/apple.gif' title='There was an error loading this image' border='0' /></a>";
} else {
if ($URL['host'] == "glitch.wetfish.net") {
$class = "class='glitchme'";
}
// This is a terrible hack and really should be expanded to parse and reconstruct the url
if ($rand) {
$rand = "&rand=" . mt_rand();
}
// Lol I should finish this some time
if (is_numeric($Size) and $Size < 1600 and $Size > 0) {
$size = "style=''";
}
$ImageText = "<img src='{$Link}{$rand}' {$class} />";
}
}
if ($Text) {
$Text = "<div class='small'>{$Text}</div>";
}
return "<div style='margin:0px 8px; display:inline-block; max-width:100%; {$Position} {$Border}'>{$ImageText} {$Text}</div>";
break;
case "red":
case "redtube":
$URL = parse_url($GoodStuff);
$Video = trim($URL['path'], '/');
return "<object height='344' width='434'> <param name='movie' value='https://embed.redtube.com/player/'> <param name='FlashVars' value='id={$Video}&style=redtube&autostart=false'> <embed src='https://embed.redtube.com/player/?id={$Video}&style=redtube' flashvars='autostart=false' pluginspage='https://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' height='344' width='434' /> </object>";
break;
case "motherless":
$URL = parse_url($GoodStuff);
if ($URL['host'] == "motherless.com") {
$Video = trim($URL['path'], '/');
$Data = file_get_contents($GoodStuff);
preg_match("/var __file_url = '(.*?)';/", $Data, $Filename);
return "<embed type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='https://motherless.com/flash/player.swf' style='' id='player' name='player' quality='high' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' wmode='transparent' flashvars='file=https://members.motherless.com/movies/{$Filename['1']}.flv&image=https://motherless.com/thumbs/{$Video}.jpg&mute=false&streamer=lighttpd&link=https://motherless.com/{$Video}' width='680' height='560'>";
}
break;
case "video":
$url = parse_url($GoodStuff);
if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)youtube.com\$/i", $url['host'])) {
return embed_youtube($GoodStuff);
}
if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)youtu.be\$/i", $url['host'])) {
return embed_youtube($GoodStuff);
}
if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)vimeo.com\$/i", $url['host'])) {
return embed_vimeo($GoodStuff);
}
if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)vine.co\$/i", $url['host'])) {
return embed_vine($GoodStuff);
}
// Otherwise, it must be a html5 video!
return embed_html5($GoodStuff);
break;
case "youtube":
return embed_youtube($GoodStuff);
break;
case "vimeo":
return embed_vimeo($GoodStuff);
break;
case "vine":
return embed_vine($GoodStuff);
break;
case "playlist":
$url = parse_url($GoodStuff);
parse_str($url['query'], $query);
return "<iframe width='640' height='360' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list={$query['list']}&index={$query['index']}' frameborder='0' allowfullscreen></iframe>";
break;
case "soundcloud":
return embed_soundcloud($GoodStuff);
break;
case "ytcracker":
return "<iframe width='100%' height='450' scrolling='no' frameborder='no' src='https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/users/2977873&color=ff5500&auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_artwork=true'></iframe>";
break;
case "load":
case "embed":
$URL = parse_url($GoodStuff);
if (empty($URL['scheme'])) {
$URL['scheme'] = "http";
}
if (empty($URL['host'])) {
$URL['host'] = "wiki.wetfish.net";
}
if ($URL['path'] == 'index.php' or empty($URL['path']) or $URL['path'] == $_GET['SUPERdickPAGE'] or !empty($_GET['load'])) {
$URL['path'] = 'yousosilly.php';
}
if (empty($URL['query'])) {
$Query = array();
foreach ($_GET as $Key => $Value) {
if ($Key != 'SUPERdickPAGE') {
$Query[] = "{$Key}=" . urlencode($Value);
}
}
$URL['query'] = implode('&', $Query);
}
if (preg_match('/^.*\\.?wetfish.net$/i', $URL['host'])) {
$ID = uuid();
if ($URL['host'] == 'danger.wetfish.net') {
$URL['path'] = substr($URL['path'], 1);
if (preg_match("/^[a-f0-9]+\$/", $URL['path'])) {
$URL['query'] = "hash={$URL['path']}";
$URL['path'] = "view.php";
}
}
//return "<iframe src='{$URL['scheme']}://{$URL['host']}/{$URL['path']}?{$URL['query']}' style='height:0px; width:0px; display:none;'></iframe>
/**/
if ($URL['host'] != "wiki.wetfish.net") {
return "<div id='{$ID}'><script>\$('#{$ID}').load('/load.php?id={$ID}&url={$URL['scheme']}://{$URL['host']}/{$URL['path']}?" . urlencode($URL['query']) . "');</script></div>";
} else {
return "<div id='{$ID}'><script>\$('#{$ID}').load('/{$URL['path']}?{$URL['query']}&load=true');</script></div>";
}
/**/
//return "LOL GOOGLE HACKED WETFISH";
}
break;
case "music":
list($Derp, $Delay) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
$URL = parse_url($Derp);
parse_str($URL['query'], $Query);
if (strpos($Derp, 'http://') === false or strpos($Link, 'https://') === false or strpos($Derp, 'http://') !== false and preg_match('/^.*\\.?wetfish.net$/i', $URL['host'])) {
if ($Delay) {
$Unique = uuid();
$Delay *= 1000;
$Javascript = "<script>setTimeout(\"\$('#{$Unique}').show()\", {$Delay})</script>";
return "{$Javascript}<embed id='{$Unique}' src='{$Derp}' width='0' height='0' autostart='true' loop='true' hidden='true' style='display:none;'></embed>";
} else {
return "<embed src='{$GoodStuff}' width='0' height='0' autostart='true' loop='true' hidden='true'></embed>";
}
}
break;
case "flash":
list($url, $width, $height) = explode("|", $GoodStuff);
return "<object width='{$width}' height='{$height}'><param name='movie' value='{$url}'><embed src='{$url}' width='{$width}' height='{$height}'></embed></object>";
break;
case "drainbow":
case "dblrainbow":
case "doublerainbow":
case "rainbow2":
$Words = str_split_unicode(html_entity_decode($GoodStuff, ENT_QUOTES, 'UTF-8'));
$Splitter = '';
foreach ($Words as $Word) {
/*
$RandomRed = rand(0, 255);
$RandomGreen = rand(0, 255);
$RandomBlue = rand(0, 255);
$InvertedRed = 255 - $RandomRed;
$InvertedGreen = 255 - $RandomGreen;
$InvertedBlue = 255 - $RandomBlue;
*/
$rainbowCounter++;
$randomHue = $rainbowCounter * 24 % 360;
$randomSaturation = rand(0, 5) + 95;
$randomLuminosity = rand(0, 24) + 44;
$invertedHue = ($randomHue + 180) % 360;
//background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);
//$Stuff .= "<span style='color:rgb($RandomRed, $RandomGreen, $RandomBlue); background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);'>$Word</span>$Splitter";
$Stuff .= "<span style='font-size:110%; color:hsla({$randomHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%, 0.8); text-shadow:1px 1px #000; background-color:hsla({$invertedHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%, 0.6);'>" . $Word . "</span>{$Splitter}";
}
return $Stuff;
break;
case "snow":
return '<script type="text/javascript" src="/snowstorm.js"></script>';
break;
case "rainbow":
$Words = str_split_unicode(html_entity_decode($GoodStuff, ENT_QUOTES, 'UTF-8'));
$Splitter = '';
foreach ($Words as $Word) {
/*
$RandomRed = rand(0, 255);
$RandomGreen = rand(0, 255);
$RandomBlue = rand(0, 255);
$InvertedRed = 255 - $RandomRed;
$InvertedGreen = 255 - $RandomGreen;
$InvertedBlue = 255 - $RandomBlue;
*/
$rainbowCounter++;
$randomHue = -1 * $rainbowCounter * 24 % 360;
$randomSaturation = rand(0, 5) + 95;
$randomLuminosity = rand(0, 24) + 44;
$invertedHue = ($randomHue + 180) % 360;
//background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);
//$Stuff .= "<span style='color:rgb($RandomRed, $RandomGreen, $RandomBlue); background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);'>$Word</span>$Splitter";
$Stuff .= "<span style='font-size:110%; color:hsla({$randomHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%, 0.8); text-shadow:1px 1px #000;'>" . $Word . "</span>{$Splitter}";
}
return $Stuff;
break;
case "glitch":
$Splitter = ' ';
$Words = preg_split("/{$Splitter}/", $GoodStuff);
if (count($Words) == 1) {
$Words = str_split($GoodStuff);
$Splitter = '';
}
foreach ($Words as $Word) {
$rainbowCounter++;
$randomHue = rand(0, 360);
$randomSaturation = rand(0, 5) + 95;
$randomLuminosity = rand(0, 44) + 14;
$invertedHue = ($randomHue + 180) % 360;
$Stuff .= "<span style='font-size:110%; color:hsl({$randomHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%); background-color:hsl({$invertedHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%);'>{$Word}</span>{$Splitter}";
}
return $Stuff;
break;
case "anchor":
return "<a name='{$GoodStuff}'> </a>";
break;
case "codepen":
return embed_codepen($GoodStuff);
break;
case "fb":
case "fishbux":
list($amount, $image) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
// Make sure image is an integer
$image = (int) $image;
// If none is set, generate a random image
if (!$image) {
$image = mt_rand(2, 4);
}
return "<div class='fishbux'> {$amount} <div class='wrap'><img src='/upload/fishbux/bux{$image}.gif'></div></div>";
break;
}
} else {
// Self documenting!
if ($Matches[1]) {
return $Matches[1] . "[]";
}
}
}