public function run()
{
$allTheCards = [['text' => 'Tweeting.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => '(I am doing Kegels right now.)', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => '2 Girls 1 Cup.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => '50,000 volts straight to the nipples.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => '72 virgins.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => '8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A bag of magic beans.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A balanced breakfast.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A ball of earwax, s***n, and toenail clippings.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A big hoopla about nothing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A bitch slap.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A bleached asshole.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A Bop It™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A brain tumor.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A bucket of fish heads.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A can of whoop-ass.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A caress of the inner thigh', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A cartoon camel enjoying the smooth, refreshing taste of a cigarette.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A clandestine butt scratch.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A cooler full of organs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A death ray.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A defective condom.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A disappointing birthday party.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A drive-by shooting.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A falcon with a cap on its head.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A fetus.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A Fleshlight.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A foul mouth.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A gassy antelope.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A gentle caress of the inner thigh.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A good sniff.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A grande sugar-free iced soy caramel macchiato.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A Gypsy curse.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A homoerotic volleyball montage.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A hot mess.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A LAN party.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A lifetime of sadness.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A live studio audience.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A look-see.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A man on the brink of o****m.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A mating display.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A micropenis.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A middle-aged man on roller skates.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A mime having a stroke.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A moment of silence.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A monkey smoking a cigar.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A mopey zoo lion.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A murder most foul.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A neglected Tamagotchi™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A pyramid of severed heads.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A really cool hat.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A robust mongoloid.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A sad handjob.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A salty surprise.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A sassy black woman.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A sausage festival.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A saxophone solo.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A sea of troubles.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A spastic nerd.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A stray pube.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A subscription to Men\'s Fitness.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A thermonuclear detonation.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A time travel paradox.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A tiny horse.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A tribe of warrior women.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A vajazzled v****a.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A wheelchair death race.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A windmill full of corpses.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A wisecracking terrorist.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'A zesty breakfast burrito.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Aaron Burr.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Abstinence.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Accidentally slipping yourself a roofie.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Active listening.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Actually taking candy from a baby.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Adderall™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Adult Friendfinder.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Advice from a wise, old black man.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'African children', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Agriculture.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'AIDS.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Alcoholism.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'All-you-can-eat shrimp for $4.99.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Altar boys.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'America.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'American Gladiators.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Amputees.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An asymmetric boob job.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An endless stream of diarrhea.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An erection that lasts longer than four hours.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An honest cop with nothing left to lose.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An icepick labotomy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An M16 assault rifle.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An Oedipus complex.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An oversized lollipop.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An ugly face.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'An uppercut.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Anal beads.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Another goddamn vampire movie.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Arnold Schwarzenegger.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Asians who aren\'t good at math.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Assless chaps.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Attitude.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Auschwitz.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Authentic Mexican cuisine.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Autocannibalism.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'AXE Body Spray.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Balls.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bananas in Pajamas.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Barack Obama.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'BATMAN!!!', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Battlefield amputations.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Becoming a blueberry.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bees?', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being a dick to children.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being a motherfucking sorcerer.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being fabulous.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being fat and stupid.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being marginalized.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being on fire.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Being rich.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bestiality.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bill Nye the Science Guy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bingeing and purging.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bio-engineered assault turtles with acid breath.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bitches.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Black people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bling.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bond, James Bond.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Bono.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Booby-trapping the house to foil burglars.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Boogers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Breaking out into song and dance.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Britney Spears at 55.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Brown people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Canned tuna with extra dolphin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Capturing Newt Gingrich and forcing him to dance in a monkey suit.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Cards Against Humanity.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Catapults.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Centaurs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Chainsaws for hands.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Charisma.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Cheating in the Special Olympics.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Child abuse.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Child beauty pageants.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Children on leashes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Chivalry.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Christopher Walken.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Chunks of dead hitchhiker.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Chunks of dead prostitute.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Chutzpah.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Civilian casualties.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Classist undertones.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Coat hanger abortions.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Cockfights.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'College.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Concealing a boner.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Consensual sex.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Consultants.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Cookie Monster devouring the Eucharist wafers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Copping a feel.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Count Chocula.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Court-ordered rehab.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Creed.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Crippling debt.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Crucifixion.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Crumbs all over the god damn carpet.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Crumpets with the Queen.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Crystal meth.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Cuddling.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Customer service representatives.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Cybernetic enhancements.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Daddy issues.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Daniel Radcliffe\'s delicious asshole.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Darth Vader.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Date rape.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dave Matthews Band.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning. ', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dead babies.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dead parents.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dental dams.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Destroying the evidence.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dick Cheney', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dick fingers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Doin\' it in the butt.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Doing the right thing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Domino\'s™ Oreo™ Dessert Pizza.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Donald Trump.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Douchebags on their iPhones.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Drinking alone.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dropping a chandelier on your enemies and riding the rope up.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Drum circles.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dry heaving.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dwarf tossing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dying of dysentery.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Dying.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Eastern European Turbo-Folk music.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Eating all of the cookies before the AIDS bake-sale.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Eating the last known bison.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Eating too much of a lamp.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Edible underpants.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Elderly Japanese men.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Electricity.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Embryonic stem cells.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Emma Watson.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Emotions.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Erectile dysfunction.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Establishing Dominance.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Estrogen.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Ethnic cleansing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Eugenics.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Euphoria™ by Calvin Klein.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Exactly what you\'d expect.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Exchanging pleasantries.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Existentialists.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Explosions.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Extremely tight pants.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Faith healing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'FALCON PUNCH!!!', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Famine.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Fancy Feast®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Farting and walking away.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Farting into your petticoats and wafting it at Lord Gregory.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Fear itself.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Feeding Rosie O\'Donnell.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Fiery poops.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Figgy pudding.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Filling Sean Hannity with helium and watching him float away.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Finger painting.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Fingering.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Five-Dollar Footlongs™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Flash flooding.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Flavored condoms.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Flesh-eating bacteria.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Flightless birds.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Flying sex snakes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Foreskin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Forgetting the Alamo.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Former President George W. Bush.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Four Loko.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Free samples.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Friction.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Friendly fire.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Friends who eat all the snacks.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Friends with benefits.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Frolicking.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Front butt.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Full frontal nudity.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Funky fresh rhymes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Gandhi.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Garth Brooks.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Gary Coleman.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Geese.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Genghis Khan.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Genital piercings.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Genuine human connection.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'German dungeon p**n.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Getting drunk on mouthwash.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Getting really high.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Getting so angry that you pop a boner.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Ghosts.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Girls who shouldn\'t go wild.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Giving 110%', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Giving birth to the Antichrist.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Glenn Beck being harried by a swarm of buzzards.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Glenn Beck convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Glenn Beck.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Global warming.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Gloryholes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Goats eating cans.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Goats eating coins.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Goblins.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'God.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'GoGurt®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Golden showers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Grandma.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Grave robbing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Growing a pair.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Guys who don\'t call.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Half-assed foreplay.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Harry Potter erotica.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Have some more kugel.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Having anuses for eyes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Heartwarming orphans.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Heath Ledger.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Helplessly giggling at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth II.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Heteronormativity.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hip hop jewels', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Historically black colleges.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Holding down a child and farting all over him.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Home video of Oprah sobbing into a Lean Cuisine®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Homeless people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hope.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hormone injections.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Horrifying laser hair removal accidents.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Horse meat.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hospice care.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hot cheese.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hot people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hot Pockets®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hulk Hogan.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hunting \'accidents\'.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Hurricane Katrina.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'I\'m friends with your dad on Facebook.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Impotence.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Improvised explosive devices.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Inappropriate yelling.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Inappropriate yodeling.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Incest.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Inserting a Mason jar into my anus.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Intelligent design.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Invading Poland.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Irritable Bowel Syndrome.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Italians.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Jerking off into a pool of children\'s tears.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Jew-fros.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Jewish fraternities.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Jibber-jabber.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Jobs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Joe Biden.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'John Wilkes Booth', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Judge Judy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Justin Bieber.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Kamikaze pilots.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Kanye West.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Keanu Reeves.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Keeping Christ in Christmas.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Keg stands.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Kibbles n\' Bits.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Kids with ass cancer.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Kim Jong-il.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Lactation.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Lady Gaga.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Lance Armstrong\'s missing testicle.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Land mines.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Laying an egg.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Leaving an awkward voicemail.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Leprosy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Letting yourself go.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Licking things to claim them as your own.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Lockjaw.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Loose lips.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Lumberjack fantasies.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Lunchables™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mad cow disease.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Magnets.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Making a pouty face.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Making sex at her.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Man meat.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Martha Stewart.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Masturbation.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mathletes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Me time.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'MechaHitler.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Men.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Menstrual rage.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Menstruation.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Michael Jackson.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Michelle Obama\'s arms.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Miley Cyrus at 55.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mistaking a retarded person for someone who\'s merely deaf.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Morgan Freeman\'s voice.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mountain Dew Code Red.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mouth herpes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mr. Clean, right behind you.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mr. Snuffleupagus.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Multiple stab wounds.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Mutually-assured destruction.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Muzzy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My black ass.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My collection of high-tech sex toys.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My ex-wife.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My genitals.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My humps.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My inner demons.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My relationship status.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My sex life.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My soul.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'My v****a.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Natalie Portman.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Natural male enhancement.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Natural selection.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Nazis.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Necrophilia.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'New Age music.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Nickelback.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Nicolas Cage.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Nip slips.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Nipple blades.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Nocturnal emissions.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Not giving a shit about the Third World.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Not reciprocating oral sex.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Not wearing pants.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Obesity.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Object permanence.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Old-people smell.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'One trillion dollars.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Oompa-Loompas.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Opposable thumbs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Our first chimpanzee President.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Overcompensation.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Oversized lollipops.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pabst Blue Ribbon.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Panda sex.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Paris Hilton.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Parting the Red Sea.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Party poopers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Passable transvestites.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Passing a kidney stone.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Passive-aggression.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'PCP.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Peanut Butter Jelly Time.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pedophiles.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Peeing a little bit.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Penis breath.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Penis envy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'People who smell their own socks.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Picking up girls at the abortion clinic.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pictures of boobs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pixelated bukkake.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Police Brutality.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pooping back and forth. Forever.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pooping in the soup.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Poopy diapers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Poor life choices.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Poor people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Popped collars.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'P**n stars.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Powerful thighs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Prancing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Praying the gay away.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Preteens.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pretending to care.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Prosti-tots.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pterodactyl eggs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Puberty.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Public ridicule.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Pulling out.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Puppies!', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Queefing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Racially-biased SAT questions.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Racism.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Raping and pillaging.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Raptor attacks.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Re-gifting.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Rehab.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Repression.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Republicans.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Riding off into the sunset.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Ring Pops™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Rip Torn dropkicking anti-Semitic lesbians.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Road head.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Robbing a sperm bank.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Robert Downey, Jr.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'RoboCop.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Ronald Reagan.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Roofies.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Running out of s***n.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Rush Limbaugh\'s soft, shitty body.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Same-sex ice dancing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sarah Palin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Saxophone solos.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Saying \'I love you.\'', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Scalping.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Science.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Scientology.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Scrubbing under the folds.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sean Connery.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sean Penn.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Seduction.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Seeing Grandma naked.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Self-loathing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Seppuku.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Serfdom.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sex with Patrick Stewart.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sexting.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sexual peeing.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sexual tension.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sexy pillow fights.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Shapeshifters.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Shaquille O\'Neal\'s acting career.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sharing needles.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Shiny objects.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Shorties and blunts.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Showing up to an orgy for the food.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Silence.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sipping artificial popcorn butter.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Skeletor.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Smallpox blankets.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'S****a.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sniffing glue.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sobbing into a Hungry-Man™ Frozen Dinner', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Soiling oneself.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Some god-damn peace and quiet.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Soup that is too hot.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Spectacular abs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sperm whales.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Spontaneous human combustion.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Stalin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Stephen Hawking talking dirty.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Steve Irwin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Stifling a giggle at the mention of Hutus and Tutsis.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Stormtroopers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Stranger danger.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Strong female characters.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Stunt doubles.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Substitute teachers.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sucking some dicks to not get drafted.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sunshine and rainbows.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Surprise sex!', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Swag.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Sweet, sweet vengeance.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Switching to Geico®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Swooping.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Synergistic management solutions.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Take-backsies.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Taking off your shirt.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tangled Slinkys.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tasteful sideboob.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Teaching a robot to love.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Team-building exercises.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Teenage pregnancy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tentacle p**n.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Testicular torsion.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'That one gay Teletubby.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'That thing that electrocutes your abs.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The American Dream', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Amish.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The art of seduction.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Big Bang.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Blood of Christ.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Boy Scouts of America.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Care Bear Stare.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Chinese gymnastics team.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The chronic.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The clitoris.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The deformed.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Devil Himself.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Donald Trump Seal of Approval.™', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The drama club.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The female o****m.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The folly of man.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The forbidden fruit.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Force.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The gays.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The glass ceiling.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Great Depression.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Hamburglar.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The hardworking Mexican.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The heart of a child.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Holy Bible.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The homosexual agenda.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The homosexual lifestyle.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Hustle.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The inevitable heat death of the universe.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The invisible hand.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Jews.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The KKK', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Kool-Aid Man.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The light of a billion suns.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Little Engine That Could.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Make-A-Wish® Foundation.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The milk man.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The miracle of childbirth.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The morbidly obese.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Patriarchy.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The penny whistle solo from \'My Heart Will Go On\'.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The People\'s Elbow.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The pirate\'s life.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The placenta.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The plot of a Michael Bay movie.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Pope.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The profoundly handicapped.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Rapture.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Red Menace.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The rhythms of Africa.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The South.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Superdome.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The taint; the grundle; the fleshy fun-bridge.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Tempur-Pedic® Swedish Sleep System™.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The terrorists.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Thong Song.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Three-Fifths compromise.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The token minority.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Trail of Tears', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The true meaning of Christmas.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Übermensch.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Underground Railroad.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The unstoppable tide of Islam.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The violation of our most basic human rights.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The Virginia Tech Massacre', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The wonders of the Orient.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The World of Warcraft.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'The wrath of Vladimir Putin.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Third base.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'This answer is postmodern.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'This year\'s mass shooting.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Those times when you get sand in your v****a.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Three dicks at the same time.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Throwing a virgin into a volcano.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tickle Me Elmo.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tickling Sean Hannity, even after he tells you to stop.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tiger Woods.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Tom Cruise.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Toni Morrison\'s v****a.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Too much hair gel.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Twinkies®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Two midgets s******g into a bucket.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Unfathomable stupidity.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Uppercuts.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Used panties.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Vehicular homicide.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Vehicular manslaughter.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Viagra®.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Vigilante justice.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Vigorous jazz hands.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Vikings.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Waiting \'til marriage.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Waking up half-naked in a Denny\'s parking lot.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Waterboarding.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Wet dreams.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'When you fart and a little bit comes out.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Whipping it out.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'White people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'White privilege.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'White-man scalps.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Wifely duties.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Will Smith.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'William Shatner.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Winking at old people.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Wiping her butt.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Women in yogurt commercials.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Women\'s suffrage.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'World peace.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Yeast.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => 'Your weird brother.', 'color' => 'white'], ['text' => ' ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______: Good to the last drop. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______: kid-tested, mother-approved. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______? There\'s an app for that. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______. Betcha can\'t have just one! ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______. High five, bro. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______. It\'s a trap! ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => '______. That\'s how I want to die. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'After Hurricane Katrina, Sean Penn brought ______ to all the people of New Orleans. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ______ to the people of Haiti. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Daddy, why is Mommy crying? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Dear Abby, I\'m having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Due to a PR fiasco, Walmart no longer offers ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'During Picasso\'s often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'During sex, I like to think about ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Here is the church Here is the steeple Open the doors And there is ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'How am I maintaining my relationship status? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'How did I lose my virginity? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'I drink to forget ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'I get by with a little help from ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'I got 99 problems but ______ ain\'t one. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'I wish I hadn\'t lost the instruction manual for ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'I\'m sorry, Professor, but I couldn\'t complete my homework because of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'In 1,000 years, when paper money is a distant memory, how will we pay for goods and services? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'In 1,000 years, when paper money is but a distant memory, ______ will be our currency. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'In an attempt to reach a wider audience, the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has opened an interactive exhibit on ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'In Michael Jackson\'s final moments, he thought about ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It\'s like baseball, but with ______! ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'It’s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______ ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Life was difficult for cavemen before ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Major League Baseball has banned ______ for giving players an unfair advantage. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Maybe she\'s born with it. Maybe it\'s ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'MTV\'s new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Next on ESPN2: the World Series of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Sorry everyone, I just ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Studies show that lab rats navigate mazes 50% faster after being exposed to ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'The class field trip was completely ruined by ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History has just opened an interactive exhibit on ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'The U.S. has begun airdropping ______ to the children of Afghanistan. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'They said we were crazy. They said we couldn\'t put ______ inside of ______. They were wrong. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'This is the way the world ends, not with a bang but with ______ ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Today on Maury: \'Help! My son is ______!\'', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'War! What is it good for? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What am I giving up for Lent? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What are my parents hiding from me? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What did I bring back from Mexico? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What did Vin Diesel eat for dinner? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What do old people smell like? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What does Dick Cheney prefer? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What don\'t you want to find in your Chinese food? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What don\'t you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What ended my last relationship? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What gets better with age? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What gives me uncontrollable gas? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What helps Obama unwind? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What is Batman\'s guilty pleasure? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What is George W. Bush thinking about right now? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What never fails to liven up the party? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What will always get you laid? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s a girl\'s best friend? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s my anti-drug? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s my secret power? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s that smell? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s that sound? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s the crustiest? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s the most emo? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s the new fad diet? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s the next Happy Meal toy? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s the next superhero? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'What\'s there a ton of in heaven? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'When I\'m in prison, I\'ll have ______ smuggled in. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _____', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'White people like ______. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Why am I sticky? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Why can\'t I sleep at night? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Why do I hurt all over? ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'When I\'m in prison, I\'ll have ______ smuggled in. ', 'color' => 'black'], ['text' => 'Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? ', 'color' => 'black']];
foreach ($allTheCards as $card) {
Card::create(['color' => $card['color'], 'text' => $card['text']]);
}
}
private function endRound()
{
$blackCard = Card::whereColor('black')->whereInPlay(1)->first();
$judgeUserName = $this->player->with(['cards'])->find($blackCard->player_id)->user_name;
$whiteCards = Card::whereColor('white')->whereInPlay(1)->get();
Slack::to('#cards')->send($blackCard->text);
foreach ($whiteCards as $card) {
Slack::to('#cards')->send($card->id . '. ' . $card->text);
}
Slack::to('#cards')->send('@' . $judgeUserName . ' please respond with `/choose {id}`');
}
