Make your own list of big buttons that make sound, using HTML5.

• Step 1: Place this on a webserver that serves PHP
• Step 2: Place .wav files in the same directory
• Step 3: BASH!!!1

Works with browsers that support HTML5 <audio> and the wav codec, that is Firefox 3.6+, Safari 5+, Opera 10.5+, Internet Explorer 9 (beta).

Apart from clicking you may also use your keyboard:

• keys 1 to 9 and letters
• tab through the buttons and press enter or space
• escape key stops all currently playing sounds