Example #1
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function create_lilypond($params)
{
    $res = '';
    // sending query
    $query = sprintf('SELECT id,uuid,title,subtitle,composer,poet,style,piece,copyright,pages,idyoutube,epdfs FROM TbMsLilypond order by title asc');
    $result = my_mysql_query($query);
    $res .= multi_accordion_start();
    while ($row = $result->fetch_assoc()) {
        $id = $row['id'];
        $s_uuid = $row['uuid'];
        $s_title = val_or_na($row['title']);
        $s_subtitle = val_or_na($row['subtitle']);
        $s_composer = val_or_na($row['composer']);
        $s_poet = val_or_na($row['poet']);
        $s_style = val_or_na($row['style']);
        $s_piece = val_or_na($row['piece']);
        $s_copyright = val_or_na($row['copyright']);
        $s_pages = val_or_na($row['pages']);
        $s_epdfs = val_or_na($row['epdfs']);
        $link_ly = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-ly');
        $link_pdf = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-pdf');
        $link_ps = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-ps');
        $link_midi = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-midi');
        $link_wav = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-wav');
        $link_mp3 = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-mp3');
        $link_ogg = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-ogg');
        $s_a_ly = '<a href=' . $link_ly . '>ly</a>';
        $s_a_pdf = '<a href=' . $link_pdf . '>pdf</a>';
        $s_a_ps = '<a href=' . $link_ps . '>ps</a>';
        $s_a_midi = '<a href=' . $link_midi . '>midi</a>';
        $s_a_wav = '<a href=' . $link_wav . '>wav</a>';
        $s_a_mp3 = '<a href=' . $link_mp3 . '>mp3</a>';
        $s_a_ogg = '<a href=' . $link_ogg . '>ogg</a>';
        $s_idyoutube = $row['idyoutube'];
        $header = $s_title;
        if ($row['composer'] != NULL) {
            $header .= ' / ' . $s_composer;
        }
        if ($row['poet'] != NULL && $s_poet != $s_composer) {
            $header .= ', ' . $s_poet;
        }
        $body = '';
        $body .= '<ul>';
        if ($row['id'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>id: ' . $id . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['title'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>title: ' . $s_title . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['subtitle'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>subtitle: ' . $s_subtitle . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['composer'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>composer: ' . $s_composer . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['poet'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>poet: ' . $s_poet . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['style'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>style: ' . $s_style . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['piece'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>piece: ' . $s_piece . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['copyright'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>copyright: ' . $s_copyright . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['pages'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>pages: ' . $s_pages . '</li>';
        }
        if ($row['epdfs'] != NULL) {
            $body .= '<li>epdfs: ' . $s_epdfs . '</li>';
        }
        $links = array();
        # TODO: only add the links if I have the blobs...
        array_push($links, $s_a_ly);
        array_push($links, $s_a_pdf);
        array_push($links, $s_a_ps);
        array_push($links, $s_a_midi);
        array_push($links, $s_a_wav);
        array_push($links, $s_a_mp3);
        array_push($links, $s_a_ogg);
        # lets look and add links to the pngs...
        for ($i = 0; $i < $s_pages; $i++) {
            $j = $i + 1;
            $link = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-png' . $j);
            $link = '<a href=\'' . $link . '\'>png' . $j . '</a>';
            array_push($links, $link);
        }
        for ($i = 0; $i < $s_epdfs; $i++) {
            $link = link_to_direct('GetRsBlob.php?slug=' . $s_uuid . '-epdf' . $i);
            $link = '<a href=\'' . $link . '\'>epdf' . $i . '</a>';
            array_push($links, $link);
        }
        $body .= '<li>links: ' . join(', ', $links) . '</li>';
        $body .= '<li>uuid: ' . $s_uuid . '</li>';
        $body .= '</ul>';
        # lets put a link to play the audio, currently it looks like the
        # audio plugin can only play mp3 so that's the only link that we
        # put...
        $body .= 'You can play the automatically generated mp3 file here...<br/>';
        $body .= get_audio_player($link_mp3, $row['title'], $row['composer'], $row['poet']);
        if ($row['idyoutube'] != NULL) {
            $body .= 'Here is a youtube performance of this song that I like...<br/>';
            $body .= embed_youtube($s_idyoutube, 0.5);
        }
        $res .= multi_accordion_entry($header, $body);
    }
    my_mysql_free_result($result);
    $res .= multi_accordion_end();
    return $res;
}
Example #2
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function ReplaceKeywords($Matches)
{
    if ($Matches[2]) {
        $GoodStuff = $Matches[3];
    } else {
        $GoodStuff = $Matches[4];
    }
    if ($GoodStuff !== "") {
        switch (strtolower($Matches[1])) {
            case "total":
                switch (strtolower($GoodStuff)) {
                    case "pages":
                        $pageTotal = mysql_query("Select `ID` from `Wiki_Pages`");
                        $totalPages = mysql_num_rows($pageTotal);
                        return number_format($totalPages);
                        break;
                }
                break;
            case "ad":
                $position = strtolower($GoodStuff);
                if ($position == 'right') {
                    $class = 'right';
                } elseif ($position == 'left') {
                    $class = 'left';
                }
                $ID = uuid();
                return "<div id='{$ID}' class='{$class}'><iframe id='scraper-friend' src='https://ads.wetfish.net/friendship/scraper.html' style='width:175px; height:640px; border:0; outline:0; overflow:hidden;' scrolling='no'></iframe></div>";
                break;
            case "ads":
                $ID = uuid();
                $ID2 = uuid();
                return "<div id='{$ID}' class='left'><iframe id='scraper-friend' src='https://ads.wetfish.net/friendship/scraper.html' style='width:175px; height:640px; border:0; outline:0; overflow:hidden;' scrolling='no'></iframe></div>" . "<div id='{$ID2}' class='right'><iframe id='scraper-friend' src='https://ads.wetfish.net/friendship/scraper.html' style='width:175px; height:640px; border:0; outline:0; overflow:hidden;' scrolling='no'></iframe></div>";
                break;
            case "pre":
                $GoodStuff = trim(str_replace(array("{", "}", '[', ']'), array("&#123;", "&#125;", '&#91;', '&#93;'), $GoodStuff));
                return "<pre>{$GoodStuff}</pre>";
                break;
            case "center":
                return "<center>{$GoodStuff}</center>";
                break;
            case "magic":
                $Words = str_split_unicode(html_entity_decode($GoodStuff, false, 'UTF-8'));
                $Splitter = '';
                foreach ($Words as $Word) {
                    $magic .= "<span class='magic'>{$Word}</span>";
                }
                return "<span class='brew'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
                break;
            case "color":
                $args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 3);
                if (count($args) == 3) {
                    if ($args[1]) {
                        $args[1] = "background-color:{$args[1]}";
                    }
                    return "<span style='color:{$args[0]}; {$args[1]}'>{$args[2]}</span>";
                } elseif (count($args) == 2) {
                    return "<span style='color:{$args[0]}'>{$args[1]}</span>";
                } else {
                    return $GoodStuff;
                }
                break;
            case "infobox":
                $args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 3);
                if ($args[2]) {
                    return "<div class='wiki-box' style='{$args[0]}'><div class='wiki-box-title'>{$args[1]}</div>{$args[2]}</div>";
                } else {
                    return "<div class='wiki-box'><div class='wiki-box-title'>{$args[0]}</div>{$args[1]}</div>";
                }
                break;
            case "titlebox":
                $args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
                return "<header class='title-box'><h1>{$args[0]}</h1><span>{$args[1]}</span></header>";
                break;
            case "box":
                $args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
                if ($args[1]) {
                    return "<div class='wiki-box' style='{$args[0]}'>{$args[1]}</div>";
                } else {
                    return "<div class='wiki-box'>{$args[0]}</div>";
                }
                break;
            case "title":
                return "<div class='wiki-box-title'>{$GoodStuff}</div>";
                break;
            case "style":
                $args = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
                $args[0] = preg_replace("/([\\s\n]|&emsp;)+/", " ", $args[0]);
                return "<div style='{$args[0]}'>{$args[1]}</div>";
                break;
            case "right":
                return "<div class='right'>{$GoodStuff}</div>";
                break;
            case "left":
                return "<div class='left'>{$GoodStuff}</div>";
                break;
            case "bold":
            case "b":
                return "<b>{$GoodStuff}</b>";
                break;
            case "underline":
            case "u":
                return "<u>{$GoodStuff}</u>";
                break;
            case "italic":
            case "italics":
            case "i":
                return "<i>{$GoodStuff}</i>";
                break;
            case "strike":
            case "s":
                return "<span class='strike'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
                break;
            case "big":
                return "<span class='big'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
                break;
            case "medium":
            case "med":
                return "<span class='medium'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
                break;
            case "small":
            case "sml":
                return "<span class='small'>{$GoodStuff}</span>";
                break;
            case "redirect":
                if (isset($_GET['random'])) {
                    return "<meta http-equiv='refresh' content='1;url=/{$GoodStuff}/?random'>You're being brought to '{$GoodStuff}'...";
                } else {
                    return "<meta http-equiv='refresh' content='1;url=/{$GoodStuff}'>You're being brought to '{$GoodStuff}'...";
                }
                break;
            case "heading":
                //return "<a name='".str_replace(array("&lt;", "&gt;", "&#34;", "&#39;", "&#92;", "&#96;", " "), "", $GoodStuff)."'></a>$GoodStuff<hr />";
                return "<div class='clear'>{$GoodStuff}</div><hr />";
                break;
            case "subheading":
                //return "<a name='".str_replace(array("&lt;", "&gt;", "&#34;", "&#39;", "&#92;", "&#96;", " "), "", $GoodStuff)."'></a>$GoodStuff<hr />";
                return "{$GoodStuff}<hr />";
                break;
            case "url":
                list($link, $text) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
                $link = trim($link);
                $text = trim($text);
                $url = parse_url($link);
                switch ($url['scheme']) {
                    case "http":
                    case "https":
                    case "ftp":
                    case "irc":
                        if (empty($text)) {
                            $text = $link;
                        }
                        return "<a href='{$link}' target='_blank'>{$text}</a>";
                        break;
                    case "fish":
                        $link = "https://wiki.wetfish.net/{$url['host']}";
                        if (empty($text)) {
                            $text = $url['host'];
                        }
                        return "<a href='{$link}'>{$text}</a>";
                        break;
                    default:
                        if (empty($text)) {
                            $text = $link;
                        }
                        return "<a href='http://{$link}' target='_blank'>{$text}</a>";
                        break;
                }
                break;
            case "image":
            case "img":
                //list($Link, $Size, $Position, $Border, $Text) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 5);
                $args = explode('|', $GoodStuff, 6);
                $Link = trim($args[0]);
                $Border = trim($args[3]);
                $Text = trim($args[4]);
                $rand = trim($args[5]);
                $path = pathinfo($Link);
                // If a video extension was used
                if (preg_match('/^(webm|mp4|ogv)$/i', $path['extension'])) {
                    // Output a special html5 player that behaves like a gif
                    $options = array('autoplay' => true, 'controls' => false, 'muted' => true, 'loop' => true);
                    return embed_html5($Link, $options);
                }
                //				$args[1] = trim(str_replace('px', '', strtolower($args[1])));
                //				$args[2] = trim(str_replace('px', '', strtolower($args[2])));
                $args[1] = trim($args[1]);
                $args[2] = trim($args[2]);
                if (empty($args[1])) {
                    $args[1] = 0;
                }
                if (is_numeric($args[1]) and (is_string($args[2]) or empty($args[2]))) {
                    $Size = $args[1];
                    $Position = $args[2];
                } elseif (is_string($args[1]) and (is_numeric($args[2]) or empty($args[2]))) {
                    $Size = $args[2];
                    $Position = $args[1];
                }
                if (strtolower($Position) == "right" or strtolower($Position) == "left") {
                    $Position = "float:{$Position};";
                } elseif (strtolower($Position) == "border") {
                    $Border = true;
                } elseif (empty($Text)) {
                    $Text = $Position;
                }
                if ($Border) {
                    $Border = "border: 4px solid #C17EE8; padding:4px; margin-bottom:16px; border-radius:8px; -moz-border-radius:8px; -webkit-border-radius:8px;";
                } else {
                    unset($Border);
                }
                if (is_numeric($Size) and $Size < 1600 and $Size > 0 and strpos($Link, 'http://') === false) {
                    $Info = pathinfo($Link);
                    // Make sure the file actually exists
                    if (!file_exists(__DIR__ . "/upload/{$Info['basename']}")) {
                        // Display an icon if the image can't be loaded
                        $ImageText = "<a href='#error' class='exempt'><img src='/upload/apple.gif' title='There was an error loading this image' border='0' /></a>";
                    } else {
                        if (!file_exists(__DIR__ . "/upload/{$Size}_{$Info['basename']}")) {
                            ResizeImage($Link, __DIR__ . "/upload/{$Size}_{$Info['basename']}", $Size);
                        }
                        $ImageText = "<a href='/{$Link}' class='exempt'><img src='/upload/{$Size}_{$Info['basename']}' border='0' /></a>";
                    }
                } else {
                    if (strpos($Link, 'http://') === false && strpos($Link, 'https://') === false) {
                        $Link = "/{$Link}";
                    }
                    unset($Size);
                    $URL = parse_url($Link);
                    // Make sure wiki images exist
                    if (preg_match("{^/upload}", $URL['path']) && !file_exists(__DIR__ . "{$URL['path']}")) {
                        // Display an icon if the image can't be loaded
                        $ImageText = "<a href='#error' class='exempt'><img src='/upload/apple.gif' title='There was an error loading this image' border='0' /></a>";
                    } else {
                        if ($URL['host'] == "glitch.wetfish.net") {
                            $class = "class='glitchme'";
                        }
                        // This is a terrible hack and really should be expanded to parse and reconstruct the url
                        if ($rand) {
                            $rand = "&rand=" . mt_rand();
                        }
                        // Lol I should finish this some time
                        if (is_numeric($Size) and $Size < 1600 and $Size > 0) {
                            $size = "style=''";
                        }
                        $ImageText = "<img src='{$Link}{$rand}' {$class} />";
                    }
                }
                if ($Text) {
                    $Text = "<div class='small'>{$Text}</div>";
                }
                return "<div style='margin:0px 8px; display:inline-block; max-width:100%; {$Position} {$Border}'>{$ImageText} {$Text}</div>";
                break;
            case "red":
            case "redtube":
                $URL = parse_url($GoodStuff);
                $Video = trim($URL['path'], '/');
                return "<object height='344' width='434'> <param name='movie' value='https://embed.redtube.com/player/'> <param name='FlashVars' value='id={$Video}&style=redtube&autostart=false'> <embed src='https://embed.redtube.com/player/?id={$Video}&style=redtube' flashvars='autostart=false' pluginspage='https://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' height='344' width='434' /> </object>";
                break;
            case "motherless":
                $URL = parse_url($GoodStuff);
                if ($URL['host'] == "motherless.com") {
                    $Video = trim($URL['path'], '/');
                    $Data = file_get_contents($GoodStuff);
                    preg_match("/var __file_url = '(.*?)';/", $Data, $Filename);
                    return "<embed type='application/x-shockwave-flash' src='https://motherless.com/flash/player.swf' style='' id='player' name='player' quality='high' allowfullscreen='true' allowscriptaccess='always' wmode='transparent' flashvars='file=https://members.motherless.com/movies/{$Filename['1']}.flv&amp;image=https://motherless.com/thumbs/{$Video}.jpg&amp;mute=false&amp;streamer=lighttpd&amp;link=https://motherless.com/{$Video}' width='680' height='560'>";
                }
                break;
            case "video":
                $url = parse_url($GoodStuff);
                if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)youtube.com\$/i", $url['host'])) {
                    return embed_youtube($GoodStuff);
                }
                if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)youtu.be\$/i", $url['host'])) {
                    return embed_youtube($GoodStuff);
                }
                if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)vimeo.com\$/i", $url['host'])) {
                    return embed_vimeo($GoodStuff);
                }
                if (preg_match("/(^|\\.)vine.co\$/i", $url['host'])) {
                    return embed_vine($GoodStuff);
                }
                // Otherwise, it must be a html5 video!
                return embed_html5($GoodStuff);
                break;
            case "youtube":
                return embed_youtube($GoodStuff);
                break;
            case "vimeo":
                return embed_vimeo($GoodStuff);
                break;
            case "vine":
                return embed_vine($GoodStuff);
                break;
            case "playlist":
                $url = parse_url($GoodStuff);
                parse_str($url['query'], $query);
                return "<iframe width='640' height='360' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/videoseries?list={$query['list']}&index={$query['index']}' frameborder='0' allowfullscreen></iframe>";
                break;
            case "soundcloud":
                return embed_soundcloud($GoodStuff);
                break;
            case "ytcracker":
                return "<iframe width='100%' height='450' scrolling='no' frameborder='no' src='https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=https%3A//api.soundcloud.com/users/2977873&amp;color=ff5500&amp;auto_play=false&amp;hide_related=false&amp;show_artwork=true'></iframe>";
                break;
            case "load":
            case "embed":
                $URL = parse_url($GoodStuff);
                if (empty($URL['scheme'])) {
                    $URL['scheme'] = "http";
                }
                if (empty($URL['host'])) {
                    $URL['host'] = "wiki.wetfish.net";
                }
                if ($URL['path'] == 'index.php' or empty($URL['path']) or $URL['path'] == $_GET['SUPERdickPAGE'] or !empty($_GET['load'])) {
                    $URL['path'] = 'yousosilly.php';
                }
                if (empty($URL['query'])) {
                    $Query = array();
                    foreach ($_GET as $Key => $Value) {
                        if ($Key != 'SUPERdickPAGE') {
                            $Query[] = "{$Key}=" . urlencode($Value);
                        }
                    }
                    $URL['query'] = implode('&', $Query);
                }
                if (preg_match('/^.*\\.?wetfish.net$/i', $URL['host'])) {
                    $ID = uuid();
                    if ($URL['host'] == 'danger.wetfish.net') {
                        $URL['path'] = substr($URL['path'], 1);
                        if (preg_match("/^[a-f0-9]+\$/", $URL['path'])) {
                            $URL['query'] = "hash={$URL['path']}";
                            $URL['path'] = "view.php";
                        }
                    }
                    //return "<iframe src='{$URL['scheme']}://{$URL['host']}/{$URL['path']}?{$URL['query']}' style='height:0px; width:0px; display:none;'></iframe>
                    /**/
                    if ($URL['host'] != "wiki.wetfish.net") {
                        return "<div id='{$ID}'><script>\$('#{$ID}').load('/load.php?id={$ID}&url={$URL['scheme']}://{$URL['host']}/{$URL['path']}?" . urlencode($URL['query']) . "');</script></div>";
                    } else {
                        return "<div id='{$ID}'><script>\$('#{$ID}').load('/{$URL['path']}?{$URL['query']}&load=true');</script></div>";
                    }
                    /**/
                    //return "LOL GOOGLE HACKED WETFISH";
                }
                break;
            case "music":
                list($Derp, $Delay) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
                $URL = parse_url($Derp);
                parse_str($URL['query'], $Query);
                if (strpos($Derp, 'http://') === false or strpos($Link, 'https://') === false or strpos($Derp, 'http://') !== false and preg_match('/^.*\\.?wetfish.net$/i', $URL['host'])) {
                    if ($Delay) {
                        $Unique = uuid();
                        $Delay *= 1000;
                        $Javascript = "<script>setTimeout(\"\$('#{$Unique}').show()\", {$Delay})</script>";
                        return "{$Javascript}<embed id='{$Unique}' src='{$Derp}' width='0' height='0' autostart='true' loop='true' hidden='true' style='display:none;'></embed>";
                    } else {
                        return "<embed src='{$GoodStuff}' width='0' height='0' autostart='true' loop='true' hidden='true'></embed>";
                    }
                }
                break;
            case "flash":
                list($url, $width, $height) = explode("|", $GoodStuff);
                return "<object width='{$width}' height='{$height}'><param name='movie' value='{$url}'><embed src='{$url}' width='{$width}' height='{$height}'></embed></object>";
                break;
            case "drainbow":
            case "dblrainbow":
            case "doublerainbow":
            case "rainbow2":
                $Words = str_split_unicode(html_entity_decode($GoodStuff, ENT_QUOTES, 'UTF-8'));
                $Splitter = '';
                foreach ($Words as $Word) {
                    /*
                    $RandomRed = rand(0, 255);
                    $RandomGreen = rand(0, 255);
                    $RandomBlue  = rand(0, 255);
                    
                    $InvertedRed = 255 - $RandomRed;
                    $InvertedGreen = 255 - $RandomGreen;
                    $InvertedBlue = 255 - $RandomBlue;
                    */
                    $rainbowCounter++;
                    $randomHue = $rainbowCounter * 24 % 360;
                    $randomSaturation = rand(0, 5) + 95;
                    $randomLuminosity = rand(0, 24) + 44;
                    $invertedHue = ($randomHue + 180) % 360;
                    //background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);
                    //$Stuff .= "<span style='color:rgb($RandomRed, $RandomGreen, $RandomBlue); background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);'>$Word</span>$Splitter";
                    $Stuff .= "<span style='font-size:110%; color:hsla({$randomHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%, 0.8); text-shadow:1px 1px #000; background-color:hsla({$invertedHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%, 0.6);'>" . $Word . "</span>{$Splitter}";
                }
                return $Stuff;
                break;
            case "snow":
                return '<script type="text/javascript" src="/snowstorm.js"></script>';
                break;
            case "rainbow":
                $Words = str_split_unicode(html_entity_decode($GoodStuff, ENT_QUOTES, 'UTF-8'));
                $Splitter = '';
                foreach ($Words as $Word) {
                    /*
                    $RandomRed = rand(0, 255);
                    $RandomGreen = rand(0, 255);
                    $RandomBlue  = rand(0, 255);
                    
                    $InvertedRed = 255 - $RandomRed;
                    $InvertedGreen = 255 - $RandomGreen;
                    $InvertedBlue = 255 - $RandomBlue;
                    */
                    $rainbowCounter++;
                    $randomHue = -1 * $rainbowCounter * 24 % 360;
                    $randomSaturation = rand(0, 5) + 95;
                    $randomLuminosity = rand(0, 24) + 44;
                    $invertedHue = ($randomHue + 180) % 360;
                    //background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);
                    //$Stuff .= "<span style='color:rgb($RandomRed, $RandomGreen, $RandomBlue); background-color:rgb($InvertedRed, $InvertedGreen, $InvertedBlue);'>$Word</span>$Splitter";
                    $Stuff .= "<span style='font-size:110%; color:hsla({$randomHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%, 0.8); text-shadow:1px 1px #000;'>" . $Word . "</span>{$Splitter}";
                }
                return $Stuff;
                break;
            case "glitch":
                $Splitter = ' ';
                $Words = preg_split("/{$Splitter}/", $GoodStuff);
                if (count($Words) == 1) {
                    $Words = str_split($GoodStuff);
                    $Splitter = '';
                }
                foreach ($Words as $Word) {
                    $rainbowCounter++;
                    $randomHue = rand(0, 360);
                    $randomSaturation = rand(0, 5) + 95;
                    $randomLuminosity = rand(0, 44) + 14;
                    $invertedHue = ($randomHue + 180) % 360;
                    $Stuff .= "<span style='font-size:110%; color:hsl({$randomHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%); background-color:hsl({$invertedHue}, {$randomSaturation}%, {$randomLuminosity}%);'>{$Word}</span>{$Splitter}";
                }
                return $Stuff;
                break;
            case "anchor":
                return "<a name='{$GoodStuff}'>&nbsp;</a>";
                break;
            case "codepen":
                return embed_codepen($GoodStuff);
                break;
            case "fb":
            case "fishbux":
                list($amount, $image) = explode("|", $GoodStuff, 2);
                // Make sure image is an integer
                $image = (int) $image;
                // If none is set, generate a random image
                if (!$image) {
                    $image = mt_rand(2, 4);
                }
                return "<div class='fishbux'> {$amount}  <div class='wrap'><img src='/upload/fishbux/bux{$image}.gif'></div></div>";
                break;
        }
    } else {
        // Self documenting!
        if ($Matches[1]) {
            return $Matches[1] . "&#91;&#93;";
        }
    }
}